January 2010
29 posts
2009
thank god you are over. you brought so many terrible fucking things
heres to spending the night alone (by choice) and relaxing— a precursor to the year where i focus on my own happiness and self growth, and those that i care about.
also, almost as if it was a sign, i went to kill a spider on my wall and the boot i smacked it with flung it dead body into my face. fuck you 2009.
December 2009
29 posts
" lets win the lottery and move to south carolina....
<3
13879.) I keep on holding to this guy but I dont...
(via blogsecret)
“I lack sexual restraint. Philosophically, I don’t see the point in it. I’ve...”
– - debauchette, from: Sexual Restraint from a Woman who Lacks it (F/lthyGorgeousTh/ngs) (via filthygorgeousthings)
Mac from Always Sunny opening a real bar in Philly →
itsalwayssunny:
chelseam:
Via The Iladelph comes word that Rob McElhenney—probably better known as Mac on It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia—has bought a bar in Philadelphia’s Old City neighborhood along with his wife Kaitlin Olson, who also plays Dee on the show.
On the popular FX show, McElhenney owns a bar with the other characters, and the fictional bar is called Paddy’s Pub. To add to...
Stereotyping People by Their Favorite Author →
tweexcore:
Laughing so much. SO good.
Jeffrey Eugenides
Girls who didn’t get enough drama when they were younger.
Chuck Klosterman
Boys who don’t read.
Chuck Palahniuk
Boys who can’t read.
Jane Austen (or Bronte Sisters)
Girls who made out with other girls in college when they were going through a “phase”.
Charles Dickens
Ninth graders who think they’re going to be authors someday but...
13066.) We're best friends, and not even close to...
(via blogsecret)
oh no..
13078.) it's fucking painful, isn't it? this love...
(via blogsecret)
a girl at work and myself discussed how there are few things more depressing than working in a jewelry store. tons of fine dudes in our store, all buying for wives/girlfriends. sigh.
christ someone wrote a best of craigslist about me →
Let's talk about Demi Moore's vagina in 1981 →
bonerparty:
It looks as if it has always been there, before all the mountains, before the oceans, older than the earth’s core. That bush is as old as God.
It looks as if you could let it grow infinitely; it would reach to just under her breasts and wrap downward like legwarmers. I opened this photo three times today before I noticed her breast is bared. It looks as if it is supposed to cover a...
txtsfrmlstnght:
(678): Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
