seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude i’ll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and release the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid
glitter NEVER GOES AWAY
that’s the point
sparkling for eternity gives them ample time to think about becoming less of an idiot
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HEY TUMBLR
21 DAYS 2 HOURS AND 13 MINUTES UNTIL YOU DIIIIEEE
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All that stuff I said about somebody else having the best Halloween costume? My bad for not checking in with Josh Sundquist.
The motivational speaker, who lost his left leg to cancer as a boy, is well known for his creative Halloween get-ups.
He writes: “For Halloween this year, I dressed as the leg lamp from A Christmas Story.”
Someone give this man a Major Award.
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All that stuff I said about somebody else having the best Halloween costume? My bad for not checking in with Josh Sundquist.
The motivational speaker, who lost his left leg to cancer as a boy, is well known for his creative Halloween get-ups.
He writes: “For Halloween this year, I dressed as the leg lamp from A Christmas Story.”
Someone give this man a Major Award.
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gahhh ths cat is morbidly obese and unhealthy looking but all I want to do is stick my face in its tummy and cuddle because nothing is better than a tubby kitty !D’AAAW LOOKIT DAT FATTY
